There are many famous cave paintings in the world. There are, of course, other
caves and carvings that are as well known among those
in the archaeological community, but are never discussed
in polite academic circles. In fact, these OTHER caves
contain drawings and carvings that disturb the current
historical timeline so much that they MUST be systematically
shunned, for accepting these oddities would mean having
to rewrite our entire evolutionary history.
So, perhaps it's for the best that only a select few of
us are privy to the anomalous information that the cave
paintings and carvings, recreated on this site, imply.
For the sake of the societal status quo, and to avoid
the unavoidable rioting that would most certainly result
otherwise, the location of the caves where this controversial
art was discovered must remain a secret... for now. However,
while we do understand the delicate nature of the public
mindset, we also feel that gradually "leaking"
this information to the general public through innocuous
avenues like t-shirt and sweatshirt designs is a gentle
way to spread the word without incurring fearful reactions.
We commend you on your open-minded consideration of these
ancient images of alternate histories and encourage word-of-tshirt
proliferation of this controversial information, but softly.
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